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Joke of the Day

"Everything you do you're gonna regret. But if you do nothing you will not only regret but will also suffer."

"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can't fit a prostitute in a bowling ball."

"I remember the last thing my granpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. he said, ""hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read.........."

"We all know that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but do you know why 9 is afraid of 6? Because she bit his dick last time"

"Yarrrr! What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr? ""R?"" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!"

"A man is knocked out during a robbery.His wife and children are brutally murdered- Pixar: Gee it's kinda dark ...Ok a FISH is- Pix: YES."

"Who handles font related crimes? A sans sheriff!"

"The leading cause of depression is reality."

"A guy sees an Indian in a port-a-poty The guy asks how long he has been down there. The Indian responds, ""Many a moon"""