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Joke of the Day
"Yarrrr! What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr? ""R?"" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!"
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"I'd do a joke about amphibians. But they've all been toad."
"Why was the lizard upset with her husband? Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now"
"My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."
"Just told everybody in the bar to shut the hell up so my date could hear the full effect of my velcro wallet opening."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? Pilot. You racist fuck."
"Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays."
"Roses are red... Violets are violet. I'm not original, I stole this from reddit."
"Clearly, who ever said ""more than a hand full is a waste"" never have actually had their hand on more than a hand full."
"My daughter is at that awkward age where she doesn't want to wear the same dirty clothes to school all week long"