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Joke of the Day
"Yarrrr! What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr? ""R?"" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!"
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"Tower: What's your heigth and position? Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left."
"Just learned how to masturbate. It comes in handy."
"She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator."
"My wife asked me recently to do something to commemorate our pet dog who got run over and killed last month. So I took a shit on the carpet."
"I read you can have a stroke without displaying any symptoms and I was like ""holy shit, I'm definitely not displaying any symptoms!"""
"Had a brainstorm, 32 neurons dead, 104 missing."
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink."
"My fiancee asked me why I always back into parking spots... I told her ""guys typically want to just pull out"". She was not amused."
"How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti."