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Joke of the Day
"The leading cause of depression is reality."
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"why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."
"Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies? Because two wongs dont make a white"
"I just got slapped by a girl for asking her, ""Do you spit or swallow?"" I thought this was a very reasonable question to ask her, considering we were at a wine tasting session."
"""You never told me you were vegan!"" - no one ever"
"Geese just call them bumps."
"Why did the fork go to the party? It wanted to have a good tine."
"Who sings ""Love me tender"" and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis."
"What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in? It's Alaska, don'Juneau."
"Hunters should always know what's behind their target Behind mine is a Sam's Club and a Starbucks"