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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blowjob from a short person? A low blow"
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"How does Kendall Jenner celebrate Father's Day? She doesn't."
"You hurt the feelings of a person who was once the crush of a person who was once a friend of mine so you're a BAD person. ~ internet logic"
"*Semi drifts into my driveway, transforms into a robot and hands me my package.* This Amazon Optimus Prime account was so worth it."
"Castel Gandolfo?? What's the first rule for the ex-Pope after his divestment at Castel Gandolfo? ""You shall not MASS!!"""
"Wtf neighbor I waved to you last week"
"well technicaly my oficial title is ""head research scientist in the field of DNA sequencimg manipulation"" but u can call me ""gene hack man"""
"Halloween is the second woman's day in the year You can see slutty drunk witches everywhere after dark."
"I'm convinced that my washing machine is a portal to a world where one-legged men hop around in my socks."
"What's the word that starts with 'n', ends with 'r', and you wouldn't ever want to call a black guy? Neighbor"