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Joke of the Day

"What's the word that starts with 'n', ends with 'r', and you wouldn't ever want to call a black guy? Neighbor"

"I probably shouldn't boast, but, no matter what city I'm in, the banner ads say the same three hot chicks are dying to meet me."

"A banana went to see the doctor and was like ""doc I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm just not peeling well"""

"I have high friends in places."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?"

"Lady came to front door & asked if I'd donate to new pool they're building for kids. I told her to hang on & came back with a glass of water"

"I like my women like I like my scotch Aged thirteen years in an oak barrel."

"I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility."

"""A gripping tale of love and survival..."" is how one reviewer described me tumbling down the stairs while trying to retrieve a stray M&M."