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Joke of the Day
"How does Kendall Jenner celebrate Father's Day? She doesn't."
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"Everyone wants a bigger house until you have to dust Now I'm dreaming of a one room shanty inside a bubble"
"I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed. Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic."
"The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife."
"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Wanda"" ""Wanda who?"" ""Wanda go out with me?"""
"What is Mary short for? She has no legs"
"Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I... Can't.... Breathe.... Sincerely, your damn balls."
"What goes ooooooo? A cow with no lips. ;) ;) ;)"
"why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs"
"There is a mathematical theory for good sex The heat of the meat is directly proportional to angle of the dangle given that the mass of the ass is constant."