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Joke of the Day

"Halloween is the second woman's day in the year You can see slutty drunk witches everywhere after dark."

"What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move? Islam Dunk"

"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"

"Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory? There specialise in blow up dolls"

"What is the difference Between a santa and a jew? Santa enters the chimney and jew leaves the chimney."

"Tits are like Golf You just play the course you're on."

"I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called ""Hyde & Sikh""."

"My wife is like Pokemon Soon as I throw out my balls she runs off."

"How do you have nasal sex? Fuck knows"

"The worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in."