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Joke of the Day

"well technicaly my oficial title is ""head research scientist in the field of DNA sequencimg manipulation"" but u can call me ""gene hack man"""

"My Pollish grandma was telling me about one of the worst periods of her life She called it the concentration cramp"

"Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator."

"I'm really worried of discrimination based on skin color during the Trump regime The thing is, unfortunately, I'm not orange..."

"I have a joke from Germany Just kidding, we have no sense of humor."

"Guess what? Chicken butt"

"Funny women are smart. Be careful."

"What are my views on lesbian relationships ? I view it in HD."

"What's the programmer's favorite drug? A line of code."

"Why a giraffe got arrested while driving? Coz he was high :D"