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Joke of the Day
"What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant? Chickpea"
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"Harambe walks into a bar... ""What'll you have?"" says the bar tender ""I'll take a shot."" said Harambe"
"Me: I only smoke weed because of Cancer. Mom: You don't have Cancer! Me: So it's working..."
"I'll be getting a 4.0 this semester... When a girl rates me out of 10"
"If you are what you eat... Then i really am an innocent little girl."
"The best reply to ""I love you"" is ""Well that's a terrible idea."""
"It has been said that 25% of people have a distrust of stairs Because they are always up to something"
"A man and his son are sitting, naked, on a couch... ... and the little boy asks, ""Dad why are our penises different?"" The father replies, ""Firstly, son, you don't have an erection."""
"People who aren't entombed in 8 feet of snow, what's it like to live in a tropical paradise?"
"911: Sir, I understand you think it did it against your will and was aggressive but we can't arrest an auto flush toilet. Me: I WASNT READY"