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Joke of the Day
"I'll be getting a 4.0 this semester... When a girl rates me out of 10"
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"If you had one match to light a kerosene lamp, fire place, wood-burning stove Which do you light first? The match"
"The breweries of the United States are planning to overthrow the government... It's a consbeeracy!"
"Married Couple Friend:hey how's your married life buddy..... Jhon: 20 years before it was like heaven ....... 20 years after no fucks given"
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"Why are people reluctant to eat pudding that is past its expiration date? Because it is off pudding."
"How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone? Put it into airplane mode"
"What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack? Frito Leah's"