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Joke of the Day
"The best reply to ""I love you"" is ""Well that's a terrible idea."""
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"Do you know what the Titanic and I have in common? Your mom hasn't gone down on either of us."
"Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries. Edit: First front page post! Thanks all!"
"Excercise adds years to your life... ... for example, I went jogging for 3 miles this morning, and I already feel like I am 65!"
"Soon as I finish untangling these earphones I'm goin to google who made them & I'm going to ask them to invent shoelaces that tie themselves"
"""Dave's coming for dinner tonight."" ""Dave from work or Dave who misquotes Disney...?"" [from outside] ""...hakuna banana."""
"The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"ME: I'd like to order...the updog. WAITER: How would u like that prepared? ME: um medium well? W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done"
"*wears shoulder pads for the angel and devil on my shoulders *pimps their ride"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!"