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Joke of the Day

"Me: I only smoke weed because of Cancer. Mom: You don't have Cancer! Me: So it's working..."

"A really effective car insurance ad would just show pics of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say: Because these girls have licenses."

"Did you hear about the comedian terrorist? He was Jihahahadist!"

"Why is it so hot in a stadium after the game is over? Because all the fans left..."

"GIVE ME THE PUNS, ALL OF EM Hit me with your puns reddit"

"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her? Switch to the spiderman outfit"

"My Wife is refusing to fry any food and is insisting on eating healthier. She is turning into a Kitchen Nazi. She keeps sticking everything in the oven."

"bones found on the moon..... ....apparently the cow didn't make it ?"

"She said I'm 'barely tolerable,' which means there's still a chance"

"A recent survey in the UK asked the following question: Are there too many foreigners in this country now? 18% answered: **YES** 82% answered ** **"