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Joke of the Day

"A man and his son are sitting, naked, on a couch... ... and the little boy asks, ""Dad why are our penises different?"" The father replies, ""Firstly, son, you don't have an erection."""

"June 1885 - The Statue Of Liberty arrives in the U.S. in 350 pieces with no instructions. Future IKEA magnate: ""That gives me an idea."""

"I remember the one time I was wrong... Turns out I was mistaken."

"Did you hear about the banana thief? He's appealing his sentence"

"The Orgasm Time Machine A coming of age story."

"Why doesn't the weatherman just say cloudy with a 90% chance of bullshit? Because that's pretty much what the forecast has been lately."

"Apparently, changing your profile to ""Flirty, dirty and a little squirty"" gets you kicked out of Christian Mingle."

"What do Jews throw when they riot? Mozeltov Cocktails"

"Nice try weed people... Are we just supposed to legalize anything that comes from the ground? What's next potatoes?"

"Did you hear about the Casino that hired a Blacksmith? He who smelt it, dealt it."