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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a knighted cow? Sir Loin"
Next Joke
"Things a raccoon and I have in common: 1) Dark circles around the eyes. 2) Likes eating junk. 3) We're both cute but will kill you."
"What do you call a Black Fisherman? Jailbait."
"The cure for premature ejaculation is coming soon."
"How do you agitate an achy feminist runner? massage a knee"
"How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task? A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group."
"What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum."
"I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don't answer that either."
"Sometimes I wonder if the ghost in my house thinks he's being haunted by some angry, naked, drunk guy."
"What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer? Litterbox."