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Joke of the Day

"How do you agitate an achy feminist runner? massage a knee"

"What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !"

"Just bought a Tupac of Eminems for 50 Cents It was Ludacris!"

"Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church? They're insects. I'll show myself out."

"What receives a man's first blowjob? An NES cartridge."

"ME: Sorry I'm late, I had computer problems. BOSS: Hard drive? ME: Nah, there was no traffic, just the computer problems."

"Germany's survey (x-post from r/German_Humour) Survey in Germany: 'Do you thing there are too many foreigners in Germany?' 10%: 'YES!' 10%: 'NO!' 80%: ' !'"

"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A Brunette with bad breath."

"What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns? Go for the juggler."

"What did the Elk say after leaving a gay bar? I cannot believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"