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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"
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"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."
"Humour is of two types below the belt and above the forehead."
"One can't fly, but a toucan."
"Whats black, heavy, round and comes from the sky that can kill you? A bowling ball."
"You know what kills me? Weapons."
"""The Walking Dad,"" but it's just a guy walking around the house turning off lights and muttering that he's ""not made of money"""
"Why are porn stars so good at studying for tests? Because they have photographic mammaries!"
"Darth: You should not have come back, old man. Obi Wan: I DIDN'T. I was going to Alderaan. You caught our ship with a tractor beam. Idiot."
"""IN THIS CORNER.. DWAYNE ""THE ROCK"" JOHNSON"" *the rock beats chest* AND IN THIS CORNER... RYAN ""PAPER"" WALLACE *the rock is visibly nervous*"