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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Muslim cross the road? His dick was stuck in the goat"
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"[offensive] What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"
"""If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-"" SHE ONCE COMMENTED 'FIRST' ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO *ring bearer vomits*"
"Saw a friend really drunk last night so I took his car keys from him. Felt good, he was so drunk I doubt he remembers who stole his car"
"I was in Brazil last night, and 3 women approached me and wanted to have sex. It was like winning the lottery. 6 matching balls."
"You can't run in a camp site. You can only ran because it's past tents."
"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I cut up onions"
"Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back."
"What do vegetarians love to do during sex? Toss some salad."
"You want people to leave you alone? Carry a clip board and try to make eye contact."