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Joke of the Day
"I'm currently a recovering alcoholic... But I prefer the term ""hungover."""
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"If every time I didn't have something nice to say, I didn't say it at all, people would think I was a mute."
"President Bush's speech on the 10th Anniversary of Katrina Brownie did a heck of a job!"
"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing... they fast."
"I caught a big fish! I was going to mount it, but there were people around! Source: Emo Philips"
"What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about? Is there a dog?"
"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."
"""What does your mother do for a living?"" ""She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."""
"The problem with political jokes is.. They get elected."
"Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much? she hits women"