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Joke of the Day

"Brown and sticky Whats Brown and sticky? A Stick"

"How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. I made one yesterday, but it had no reaction."

"Pollinator? I barely even nectar!"

"How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how clumsy you are. *There, I've killed it. Move on /r/jokes, move on.*"

"7: Its the last week of school so we don't have to go. Can I stay home? Me: Ha! Nice try, kid. Teacher: Its true. Me: Ha! NICE TRY, TEACHER."

"Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you ( )"

"Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said: ""You're a lot like a math exam."" I replied ""Why? Because I'm long and hard?"" She said, ""No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."""

"What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common? Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right."

"I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people in the world, I'm just saying we should remove the warning labels from everything and let the problem take care of itself."

"""...but Neil Patrick Harris is ok."" (end of many homophobic statements)"