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Joke of the Day
"I was kicked out of the military because I got gonorrhea It was a dishonorable discharge"
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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
"So I see Keira Knightley has named her daughter Edie.. Guess her name won't be the only thing without double D's"
"What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention."
"What did one businessmen voyeur say to the other? I'll have my peephole call your peephole."
"What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey? How're ye gettin' on?"
"People at my work name their food.. .. today I ate a lasagna named Peter"
"If they gave out awards for sex... You wouldn't even have a participation ribbon As in, you have not participated. You are virgin"
"What did the fruit say to the vegetable, at dinner? Lettuce Pray"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac..? He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog..."