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Joke of the Day

"What's more horrifying than finding a stack of dad's playboys in the basement? Realising one of them's still breathing."

"It is 2022. Everyone has bought a pair of beats by dre. Doctor dre chuckles, his mind control device is ready"

"Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites? Because he was too inefficient."

"We've all been there. In your mom, that is."

"My girlfriend broke up with me, because she hated me singing Linkin Park songs all the time. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1. Too Many Questions. 2. Difficult to Understand. 3. More Explanation is Needed. 4. Result is always FAIL!"

"I'm in an ""open relationship"" with eating healthy."

"Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy? Because they can't tell afib"

"I live in a pretty rough area. The priest at our church had to leave because of a child abuse scandal. He was raped by three kids."

"Our kids seem to prefer Kraft mac and cheese over the usual spaghetti noodles and crushed up generic Doritos."