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Joke of the Day

"One did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? The hallway stinks."

"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"

"What did the sheep at the fraternity say? Braaaaaaaah"

"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: crab seems untrustworthy Day 3: CRA B LEAR N ING TO WRI TE"

"Ok parents who refer to their kids by age... I can play too. ""22 always wants BJs before class. 39 just wants pictures for his golf buddies"""

"Why was the Moon in a bad mood? It was just going through one of its phases."

"Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy? Cause shes terrible."

"[Calling concert venues across the country] Hi yes, I'm just calling to let you know that on your website you spelled ""weekend"" incorrectly"

"My wife asked me what her favorite type of flower was. Apparently ""All-Purpose"" wasn't the correct answer."

"Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own? It's two tired."