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Joke of the Day

"A distraught farmer asked a preacher what would happen if he killed a beaver who had begun working near the canal by his farm. ""Damned if you do, dammed if you don't."""

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"10yo: When in doubt, albatrout. Me: What the hell is albatrout? That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT"
"Just took one of those ""Which Movie Character Are You?"" quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty."
"What do running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"
"To all you ladder manufacturers, I got something to tell you. Step it up!"
"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."
"I have a friend who is a Jehovah's Witness. He tried to tell me a knock knock joke and got all pissed off when I ignored him."
"If you're ever bored in a taxi I recommend mouthing, ""Help Me"" to strangers and watching their facial expressions"
"Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber. The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_()_/ "
"What do you call a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle with bad hair? Donny Trump"