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Joke of the Day

"Ninety-sixing is how dyslexic people perform the sexual position where both partners are conducting oral sex on each other at the same time."

"""Bedroom"" is an anagram of ""Boredom"" I found that out while I was having sex with my wife"

"Why was the airport depressed? It had a terminal illness."

"What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath? The girl in church has her soul full of hope..."

"What do you call a Mexican with no car? Joaquin"

"A surprising number of people, even in 2010, lack the depth perception to sit in the right airplane row on the first try."

"What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse? They both came in a little behind."

"We were on Family Feud once.... Yea, we fought the entire time."

"*dramatically gets out of bean bag chair for 20 minutes*"

"What do you call a Black Man flying a Plane? The Pilot you racist fuck."