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Joke of the Day
"My wife left me because she said I had a drinking problem After she left I lost the urge to drink."
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"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."
"Punish your cat by lint rolling him until he is completely gone."
"Half of all the people who go to an abortion clinic come out alive..."
"The first rule of Fight Club is till death do us part."
"*at Starbucks* ""Ya I'll have the medium roast please"" *Barista insults him a lot but not too much*"
"Warning: Alcohol may make people appear more fcukable than they actually are."
"Bus stop A man with three eyes, no arms and one leg is waiting at a bus stop. A bus pulls up. The driver opens the door and says, ""Eye eye eye, you look armless enough, hop on!"""
"How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete? A Brazilian."
"When life gives you lemons, Instagram photos of them and add #Lemons, #LemonSwag, and #UJealous."