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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? Hide-and-Sikh"
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"Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie."
"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You have a drink named Steve?"" favorite corny joke"
"A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA... Seance"
"""Daddy, did you know Pluto was recently reclassified as a dwarf planet, or plutoid?"" ""Sweetie, I'm pretty sure he's a dog."""
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says why the long face. The horse says ""I finally realise that my alcoholism is driving my family apart"""
"Why aren't cremations given out for free? Because you have to urn them."
"[dies and goes to hell] me: ""mom? dad!? what are you doing here!"" dad: ""we used to switch your food with the dog's food sometimes."""
"Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside"
"Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals."