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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino? He was caught counting carbs."
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"""Oh snap!"" - branches"
"Remember when putting something on the internet was the equivalent of hiding it in a vault on a planet your parents had never even heard of?"
"It's amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, peanuts, and facts."
"Admiral Ackbar sez, ""drop it like..."" http://i.imgur.com/R896U.jpg"
"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"
"A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou"
"Did you know there are bees that produce milk? Yeah, they are called boo bees."
"What's a drug addict's favorite music genre? Crack rock"
"want to know why i didnt have sex last night? The roofie didn't work."