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Joke of the Day
"What is a jewish man's biggest dilemma? Free bacon"
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"What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead"
"Soviet Monopoly ""Go to gulag! Go directly to gulag! Do not pass go, do not collect food stamps and vodkac"
"Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break."
"What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male"
"After a few days with family, a padded cell with WiFi sounds like the perfect getaway."
"I walked out naked one time and she's like wtf. And I'm like this is how god made me! And she's like no that's how beer and tacos made you."
"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing; they were both stuck up cunts!"
"You remind me of Monday... Because nobody likes you"
"Hey girl are you cinnamon.... .... cuz I love you in small doses but throw up when I have too much of you."