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Joke of the Day

"How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia? Carve a turkey"

"Your father is so absent... When I Google searched him it returned: Error 404 Not found."

"I'm back on my feet again!! Wait, false alarm the remote is right here."

"I was dating an English teacher, but she dumped me.... She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."

"Whats a Floridian hookers favorite drink? Sunny-D"

"The problem with driving a Yugo... ... is that the Czech engine light is always on."

"Jerk chicken and pulled pork... The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality.. That explains why jerk chicken and pulled pork were the only two menu items."

"Wanna hear a joke? The creativity of this sub-reddit."

"Using my son's raincoat as a hat so my hair doesn't get messed up. He's doing the cutest little shivers!"

"I lost my only son today. Ha! Talk about a bad heir day."