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Joke of the Day
"I can't remember whether I threw a boomerang or not... It'll come back to me."
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"If you're upset about seeing a middle finger on TV, you're going to sh!t yourself when you see everything else going on in the world."
"I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] [www.9gag.com](http://9gag.com)"
"Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing."
"Dogs are ""practice babies"" and cats are ""practice ex-girlfriends you still have to share an apartment with."""
"What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !"
"How many feet are in a yard? Depends on how many people are standing in it."
"Which November holiday is a weed smoker's favorite? Danksgiving."
"Two men walk into a bar. The first says, ""i'll have some H20"". The second says, ""sounds good, I'll have some H20 too"" The second man [died](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide)."
"What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon? ARE YE READY KIDS?!"