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Joke of the Day
"What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !"
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"A Scotsman invented the first condom. It was made out of a sheep's intestine. Not too long after, the British improved on it by first removing the intestine from the sheep."
"A man walks into a bakery... And looks at the prices of the bread. The bread is very cheap, and he tells the baker, ""Man, at that price this is a stale."""
"What do Brooklyn and tight jeans have in common? Flatbush."
"""If you know about us Canadians, we like to say sorry..."" ""And if you knew that already... I'm sorry"""
"Why did the woman fire her masseuse? He just rubbed her the wrong way"
"Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate? Because they always give you a straight answer."
"Just bought Cluedo: Gang Rape edition. Turns out they all did it."
"Why did the girl reject the landfill owner? His place is a dump"
"What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber? Bruce Banner"