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Joke of the Day
"Which November holiday is a weed smoker's favorite? Danksgiving."
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"Walk up to a girl, sniff her hair, and whisper ""Perfect. Master will love you."" This is a great way to increase your tolerance to Mace..."
"An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night.. They will be screening Pulp Fiction"
"Thinking of getting a government grant to study ... Why flies can get in your car so easy, but can't figure out how to escape with all the windows down."
"What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats? One is a cunning array of stunts."
"Why did Loki want the tesseract? to get rid of his tesserection"
"Yo momma Is so fat, that she has her own event horizon!"
"What is a whales favorite pasttime? Netflix and krill."
"why are flies the biggest troll? they only live for three days, and spend it fucking with you"
"What do you call a gay guy paralyzed from the neck down? A Tomato (because he's both a fruit AND a vegetable)"