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Joke of the Day
"[meta] why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other bar!"
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"It must be cold today Because I just saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets"
"Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people."
"What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons."
"CASHIER: would you like to donate one dollar to charity? ME: no thank you SATAN (sitting on a throne made of human skulls): excellent choice"
"I like my women how I like my microwaved food. Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside."
"Sometimes in the shower I pretend like I'm a bumblebee and just crash into the curtain a few times and die in the water."
"Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto? Because he's not a planet."
"Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires."
"Do you know how I know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans."