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Joke of the Day

"Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people."

"I have the best prison name Mitochondria"

"What do you get when cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"I was in the supermarket today and the cashier asked the foreign couple in front of me if they needed help packing their bags Fuck me, we only voted out yesterday give them a chance"

"Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato."

"Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya."

"[God creating hairless cats] How about some foreskin with night vision."

"Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar Once in a while you get lucky, but most of the time you just ruin your self esteem."

"How to convert QT3.14 into GF format? Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version."

"why are Asians so smart? because they get alot of brain"