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Joke of the Day

"Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people."

"How does Walter Palmer like his eggs? Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any"

"Please don't bore your friends with your troubles and worries. Tell your enemies instead, who will be delighted to hear about them."

"What did the erotic novel author get from his editor? Sticky notes. What did he get from his publisher? A hard copy."

"Jesus dropped out of medical school. I hear he got nailed on the boards."

"My two best friends were born on 4/20... They have a joint birthday party"

"Feelings are like waves, we can't stop them from coming but we can choose which one to surf."

"My jokes are like onions... They're layered. And because if you dissect them I'll cry."

"What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee"

"I just googled ""jokes to tell right before you die"" and if that doesn't tell you what kind of person I am, I don't know what does."