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Joke of the Day
"I want to make a puzzle that says ""Get a job"" after its completed."
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"Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months."
"Why was the 3 year old ethiopian kid crying He was having a mid life crisis"
"Girl Dance Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. 'Dad, that's the first time' 'That's a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.' So I robbed a bank"
"Dentist: have you been flossing? [ flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip earlier ] Me: yes"
"What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party? The cold shoulder."
"The more time passes since the movie ""Fight Club"" was released... ...the better we all are at following the first two rules of Fight Club."
"The FCC requires all rock stations to hire a woman named Kat."
"How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia? One steppe at a time."