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Joke of the Day
"What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons."
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"First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules."
"Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed? Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule."
"What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? Attempted murder."
"I want to glisten like a Budweiser beer and attract men, but here I am sweating casually for no one."
"""Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.."" Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?"
"Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10 Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Teacher : Where is 5? Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE"
"What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both work with crust."
"You really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways."
"Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !"