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Joke of the Day
"What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons."
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"A Lion Air flight which overshot a runway in Bali crash landed in the ocean Saturday... and now it's just Lion there."
"A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt dusted himself down and said ""OK who moved my dog?"""
"[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is ""bananas"" GWEN STEFANI: oh hell yes"
"I was so shocked when my girlfriend called me a lazy piece of shit in Walmart the other day that I almost fell off my motorized scooter."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? TWO....but it's really hard to get them in there"
"Honey, can we eat the nougat ? ""Is it really hard ?"" ""Yes, but can we eat the nougat first ?"""
"What did the ninja do when he failed to kill his target? He sai'd"
"Wanna hear a joke? Me too"
"What do you call a Batman that skips church? Christian Bale"