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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto? Because he's not a planet."
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"6-year-old: Spill me some milk. Me: You mean ""pour."" 6: Not the way you do it."
"when you walk down on a up escalator, is that time travel? really makes you think"
"""Hello Mr. Ress, how have you been?"" asked the psychologist. ""I feel as though people use me as something to fall back on."" he replied. ""And why do you think that is, Matt?"""
"Did you guys hear about the jews hurting dental health? Its those damn acidic jews!"
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? Staggersaurus."
"The Internet. The internet: Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and children are the FBI..."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bar keep says: ""Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies: ""You have a drink named Bob?"""
"Bernie Sanders again topped in campaign contributions with most of donations being small contributors... Leave it to a fuckin' jew to rob poor plebs of all their money!"
"It's fine if you wanna shoot a buncha folks as long as you start with yourself. That's my only rule about it."