169091

Joke of the Day

"Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires."

"[travels back in time] [accidentally kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]"

"How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox"

"People are always discriminating against me just because I have a penis Apparently it's offensive to keep it in a jar or some crap like that."

"What was Hitler's favourite colour? Braun."

"""Bitches always be conforming to unhealthy standards set and perpetuated by the media."" - socially conscious rapper"

"Going down on your cousin is like N/A beer.... Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't fucking right."

"Is it possible to wanted the same thing and still break up.. Yeah, If you both only want to have sex with girls."

"What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou? Caribou can't fly."

"The best part about Facebook is never having to wonder what your acquaintance's baby is doing all day everyday day."