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Joke of the Day
"I just met someone who was a steam-roller operator. He was such a flatterer."
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"Why did the podiatrist want to change careers? Because he always felt defeat."
"I met a horse who keeps talking about the apocalypse. He told me the end is neigh."
"ME: [rubbing stomach after a big meal] WAITER: please stop touching me"
"Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have."
"Q: What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A: A fence."
"I will never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot. (8th grade history class)"
"My brother is addicted to break fluid... But he says he can stop any time."
"Drilling into American House Walls is like paying into German Welfare risky as fuck."
"Blind Masturbation Championships Went to the blind masturbation championships the other day. No idea where I came."