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Joke of the Day

"Drilling into American House Walls is like paying into German Welfare risky as fuck."

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. ""In HD"" was NOT the right answer..."

"Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching."

"What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand? Uncle Ben's..."

"Will anyone on Facebook ever have the guts to let everyone else know they married their ""best friend""?"

"A programmer's wife sends him to the store for a loaf of bread. On his way out she adds, ""and if they have eggs, get a dozen"". He returns home with 12 loaves of bread."

"no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh"

"Fun Prank: Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They'll think they have a poltergeist and move"

"How do you suffocate a redneck? Tape his mouth shut."

"How did the sad clown smile and laugh again? They told him his wife died recently."