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Joke of the Day
"Why did the podiatrist want to change careers? Because he always felt defeat."
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"How did the native find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"
"Facts and science no longer matter. Remember the Renaissance? This era is the opposite of that."
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the *spaghetto.*"
"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."
"Two Vietnamese men decided to go into business together... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen proposition."
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines"
"what kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits."
"if someone asks me if I need help finding something in a department store I like to slowly describe a gun"
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere."