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Joke of the Day
"I will never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot. (8th grade history class)"
Next Joke
"People tell me I'm too condescending. That means I talk down to them."
"What did the horse say to Santa? Nothing, horses can not speak."
"Just once I want to see a highway raised by its loving biological parents."
"The 3 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work.. if you have a 2 second dog"
"Whenever I throw bread at the birds in the river I always miss Because they duck."
"67% of Canadians say that their favourite colour is flannel"
"How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order? Because it broke down and he couldn't budget."
"I was really missing school But I collected myself, took a few deep breaths, focused, reloaded my gun, and started nailing the little bastards."