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Joke of the Day

"Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have."

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up."

"What do you tell a woman with a black eye? Nothing, she's already been told twice."

"I have an amazing gardener who's both vision impaired and dyslexic. His work is Mind BLowing"

"Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today , she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead , until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby."

"How do you describe people who tell ""I see dead people"" jokes? They have a sixth sense of humor"

"What does a Bird and a fridge have in common? They Can Both fly except the fridge."

"What's better than a paradox? A pair of nurses"

"I had my first date last night! Such an underrated fruit."

"How do you call a lesbian's pussy? The no man's land. (From me, but that's an easy one, so someone must have come up with it before. But as a frenchman, I'm pretty proud of it.)"