112295
Joke of the Day
"Why do Baptists forbid premarital sex? Because they're afraid it could lead to dancing."
Next Joke
"Hilter was weird You would think a pig would like people who don't eat pork."
"I like to eat spaghetti with my hands so people don't even have to ask how I'm doing"
"if i ever spontaneously combust, i hope it's around somebody i don't like and that they're wearing their favorite outfit."
"A pony walks into a bar... ... ""Give me a drink"", he says to the barkeep, ""I'm a little hoarse."""
"Why should you wrap a gerbil in duct tape? (NSFW) So it doesn't burst when you fuck it."
"What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon? the cow didn't make it."
"What did the pedophile write on his Tinder profile? Netflix and Chilldren"
"The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it Doctor?' she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record?'"
"A man walks into a zoo with only one animal, a dog... It was a shitzu"