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Joke of the Day

"NASA : we were wrong , there ARE 9 planets in the Solar System PLUTO: I'm back, baby! NASA: because we found a new one! PLUTO: SON OF A"

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""hey, wanna go in there and get shitfaced""?"

"Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby."

"Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy."

"A mongoose is just a goose who listens to reggae"

"What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead? Necro-Ophelia"

"What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"I'm a feminist So is my wife, but because I'm a man, I'm better at it."

"What did Billy Mays do on 12/31/1998 Partied like it's 19.99!"

"Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of ""Smith"" and ""Baker,"" we had ""Frontenddeveloper"" and ""Socialmediaconsultant."""