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Joke of the Day

"Why should you wrap a gerbil in duct tape? (NSFW) So it doesn't burst when you fuck it."

"There aren't enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim."

"What did O say to Q? Your dick is hanging out."

"[god making cheetahs] Let's just squish a giraffe and give it whiskers"

"Mysterious file on desktop ""Poopin Babe.docx"" dragged to trash without opening"

"How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew lost a penny there."

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I can't make a vitamin"

"I thought I had lost my porn stash It was right under my nose all along."

"Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes."

"According to WebMD, people are Sick & Tired of me"