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Joke of the Day
"I like to eat spaghetti with my hands so people don't even have to ask how I'm doing"
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"Did you hear about the new cemetery? People are dying to get in."
"Made a reverse chain letter that said 'delete this email or you get bad luck!' and then deleted it without sending. Then I called it a day."
"I took a class on 'The Silence of the Lambs' It was a Hannibal lecture."
"How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town? All the Mexicans have car insurance."
"Math is like my parenting. I do it when I have to, but I'm not great at it."
"They say that dog is mans best friend ... ... but I don't have enemies that stare me directly in the eye whilst taking a shit on my carpet"
"What do you call a pig on a leash? Pulled Pork"
"Give a man a subtweet and he'll be like ""is this about me?"" Teach a man to subtweet you'll be like ""is that about me?"""
"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"