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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no nipples? Udderly pointless"
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"What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over? Cry me a peninsula."
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"This Joke is so Top Secret... Iii iiiiiiiii ii Iiii Iiii Ii Ii Ii III. The punchline is Eyes Only"
"If someone holds eye contact with you for longer than 3 seconds, make sure you urinate to establish dominance"
"What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !"