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Joke of the Day

"What's the best joke you've heard"

"Two guys walk into a bar... Two guys walk into a bar near the optometrist, but the third one already got his glasses, so he's fine."

"What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B? Brash."

"(OC) A little joke I just made up... Homeless people never get inside jokes."

"Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum."

"Because he always knew what the punchline would be. Why didn't the psychic laugh at any jokes?"

"[spending entire date hiding the fact I'm really a beaver] ""ow"" what's wrong? ""I got a splinter"" may I see? ""I guess so"" delicious ""pardon?"""

"Talking to you makes me invent new swear words."

"I just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though."

"The punchline was in the title Why did all the redditors downvote the joke?"