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Joke of the Day
"What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !"
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"Do you guys/gals like horse jokes? Yeah or neeiiigghh?"
"if you fap on a plane is it hijacking?"
"A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame."
"On my home screen I surrounded the Fitbit app with a bunch of food delivery apps so it knows what's up."
"What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.......just kidding.....poop"
"Why do black folk carry around ""boomboxes""? it's just their stereo-type!"
"I walked into a bookshop Me: ""Do you have any books on turtles?"" Them ""Hard back?"" Me: ""Yeah, with little heads"""
"What is the only deaf animal? Def Leppard"
"Why do u wanna work at Burger King? *imagines killing the Burger King & taking my rightful place as king* ""I haven't taken my meds in weeks"""